Diamonds & Dildos

Nov 30

Retail/Reverse Psychology:  Haven’t you ever wanted to know what would be hanging over a urinal at a jeweler’s who specializes in diamond engagement rings?  Me too!

Retail/Reverse Psychology:  Haven’t you ever wanted to know what would be hanging over a urinal at a jeweler’s who specializes in diamond engagement rings?  Me too!

Nov 23

Found this gem from my trip to Paris….this was our view: the moon, Eiffel Tower, traces of the Seine.  Pretty fucking amazing.  I had to come up with the task to decide what to get for the person who has everything as a “thank you”.  A helicopter ride around the city was thrown out as a suggestion, but I couldn’t think of WTF to do.  So after teasing with the idea of the helicopter ride, they laughed and I said, “Look its not funny, the trip itself was one of the best trips I’ve ever taken and I was looking back at what I wrote in my journal and I can’t thank you enough for it” their response: “I want you to write about the trip and what it meant for you, what you saw/discovered, I’ll take that and nothing more”.  Well fuck me…now the pressure is on. 

Found this gem from my trip to Paris….this was our view: the moon, Eiffel Tower, traces of the Seine.  Pretty fucking amazing.  I had to come up with the task to decide what to get for the person who has everything as a “thank you”.  A helicopter ride around the city was thrown out as a suggestion, but I couldn’t think of WTF to do.  So after teasing with the idea of the helicopter ride, they laughed and I said, “Look its not funny, the trip itself was one of the best trips I’ve ever taken and I was looking back at what I wrote in my journal and I can’t thank you enough for it” their response: “I want you to write about the trip and what it meant for you, what you saw/discovered, I’ll take that and nothing more”.  Well fuck me…now the pressure is on. 

Oct 11

Blue Valentine - Gosling - Mickey Mouse Club flashback

Future baby daddy Ryan Gosling stars with Michele Williams (both Oscar nominees) in the much talked about December release, “Blue Valentine” (check out their interview with W Magazine here).  Now, I know what you’re thinking…I’m one of those “Notebook” cat ladies, well you are incorrect.  I’ve never seen “The Notebook”.  I’ve had a major crush on Gosling since he was on the Mickey Mouse Club.  Yup, he was part of the Dynasty era of da club with Justin Timberlake, Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, Keri Russel, et al.  Here is the opening credits for when they were on.

“Blue Valentine” has been one of the most talked about films in the film festivals of Cannes, Toronto, Sundance, and it keeps going. Per IMDB “The film centers on a contemporary married couple, charting their evolution over a span of years by cross-cutting between time periods.” Apparently there are some pretty steamy sex scenes in the movie so its been given an NC-17 rating.  Ryan Gosling going at it? Um yes please.  Did I mention it was scored by Brooklyn’s own Grizzly Bear?  With the NC-17 rating and the musical score catching buzz me thinks this will be a no brainer with a fella.

ps: Gosling is killing this Philip Lim jacket..swoon

pss: Who could forget the rebels of the Mickey Mouse Club who decided to break from da club and go solo with their own band “The Party”.  Am I alone on this?  Can’t be….

Blue Valentine - Gosling - Mickey Mouse Club flashback

Future baby daddy Ryan Gosling stars with Michele Williams (both Oscar nominees) in the much talked about December release, “Blue Valentine” (check out their interview with W Magazine here).  Now, I know what you’re thinking…I’m one of those “Notebook” cat ladies, well you are incorrect.  I’ve never seen “The Notebook”.  I’ve had a major crush on Gosling since he was on the Mickey Mouse Club.  Yup, he was part of the Dynasty era of da club with Justin Timberlake, Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, Keri Russel, et al.  Here is the opening credits for when they were on.

“Blue Valentine” has been one of the most talked about films in the film festivals of Cannes, Toronto, Sundance, and it keeps going. Per IMDB “The film centers on a contemporary married couple, charting their evolution over a span of years by cross-cutting between time periods.” Apparently there are some pretty steamy sex scenes in the movie so its been given an NC-17 rating.  Ryan Gosling going at it? Um yes please.  Did I mention it was scored by Brooklyn’s own Grizzly Bear?  With the NC-17 rating and the musical score catching buzz me thinks this will be a no brainer with a fella.

ps: Gosling is killing this Philip Lim jacket..swoon

pss: Who could forget the rebels of the Mickey Mouse Club who decided to break from da club and go solo with their own band “The Party”.  Am I alone on this?  Can’t be….

Obsessed with the harmonies and vocals of First Aid Kit.  These Swedish sisters both under 20, have managed to have their debut album, “The Big Black & the Blue” on repeat on my iPod as of late.  Super stocked about attending their CMJ show.



When I Grow Up by First Aid Kit

Obsessed with the harmonies and vocals of First Aid Kit.  These Swedish sisters both under 20, have managed to have their debut album, “The Big Black & the Blue” on repeat on my iPod as of late.  Super stocked about attending their CMJ show.

When I Grow Up by First Aid Kit

The sideboob can be a lovely artform if done properly.  Like this Lykke Li sideboob.

The sideboob can be a lovely artform if done properly.  Like this Lykke Li sideboob.

Future Baby Daddy Monday-Noah Mills

YES! I decided to bring this back, well because, why not?  What’s better than looking at an absolute piece on the most blah day of the week.  Especially on a day that every year you tell yourself you will take off because everyone has it as a holiday. Blah!

I decided to start it off with my future baby daddy model Noah Mills.  Schwiiiing.  Now some of you catlady types might know him from the Sex and the City movie where apparently he played a hot guy or in those very provocative Tom Ford ads shot by Terry Richardson.  I’ve seen him (in my sex dreams) and on the runway for lotso’ collections in the last couple of years.  He does have that Julian McMahon (hot prick from Nip/Tuck) meets Penn Badgely from Gossip Girl look about him.

He’s been in some of the biggest campaigns every since he broke out in fashion.  From Dolce & Gabbana, Lacoste, Armani Michael Kors to being the face of Calvin Klein and Tom Ford,  and the list keeps going and going.  Recently he’s been in my lustful thoughts after catching him in the H&M commercial where apparently he’s wearing a $9.95 shirt.  The view count for the commercial is at 5,602 and I guarantee most of those have been mine.  I can recall at least 3 times where I needed a pick me up at work and I clicked on it and yum best 15 seconds of that workday.  I love how he’s checking himself out, with that cocky stance and the turn of the head just to add to the hotness of his superficial smile.  Damn.  Check please!  I’ve recently started following him on twitter (@ItsNoahMills) in hopes of a shot of anything that might be naughty.  Alas, nothing yet but here’s hoping.

ps:  If you were able to notice that there was a song playing in the background of the H&M commercial, well you are right its Erykah Badu’s cover of Muddy Waters “Mannish Boy”.  I will tap my foot until we get the entire single of the song.

Sep 24

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Sep 21

My Mini-Review of Wall Street II-Wait Till I Get My Money Right aka Money Never Sleeps

Ok…take three.  This is the third attempt I’ve had at writing this review.  Aside from the T-Mobile debacle that took an entire morning to resolve, I’m working on something that is due by the end of the week that is so tedious I may have a drinking problem after resolving it.  Going to keep this short and sweet since I’m still bitter (yup, I’m a grudge hoarder) about losing the previous attempt at a review.

The movie centers around Shia LaBeouf who plays a trader whose bank crashes and goes to work with the new badass villain played by James Brolin.  Shia goes to seek revenge for his mentor, played by the always good Frank Langella (who you have to see the movie to see what happens but damn).  He goes to seek his partner in revenge and meets with Gordon Gekko, who is now a finance writer and has been released after eight years in jail and who is also his girlfriend’s estranged father.  So of course they both use each other Douglas to reconnect with his daughter and Shia to put Brolin under.


Now I understand the schlong battle between Brolin and LaBeouf but it’s clearly obvious that Brolin could slay this kid in real life but of course in the movie world Brolin’s character well you have go to go see what happens.  The Ducati racing scene alone between them was basically a whip it out and measure battle. 

Does Shia manipulate Gekko to help him take down Brolin?  Does Gekko get the heartwarming reconciliation with his daughter?  You just gotta go check out.

Shiz that I Loved/Hated

Brolin had the Goya painting “Saturn Devouring His Son”.  Brilliant placement in his office adds another level of intimidation by Brolin as a villain.  Since Humanities was one  of my majors, I knew it right off the bat. 

<pats self on back>

Charlie Sheen cameo….really?  I mean if his appearance was a sandwich at a deli, it was so bad that I would send it back.  It was difficult to watch. 

Michael Douglas is the GOAT.  Seriously, how long has it been since the last movie?  He’s still captivating as ever and it’s hard to take your eyes off him.  He’s definitely gotten better with age and his hair, yes I said it his hair was a sub-character and seemed to follow him around like a mood ring waiting to change upon how he was feeling.  Even though the element of him being a father will soften him, his core is still the name, always with the “game can be fixed” mentality and that’s why the Gordon Gekko character still holds up. 


Shia, ehh. I know that this was supposed to be his first big boy role but I think lacked cajones to run with the big boys like Douglas and Brolin. His performance was bit underwhelming but the whole bright eyed factor was there, he had it but left me wanting a bit more gusto from him and dare I say he was a bit boring.

Let me not forget…the suits!! The suits we’re definitely a properly developed character in the film.  The costume designer who died earlier this summer, you can tell definitely used all his resources to make them stand out.  The perfection in the suits, matched the tailoring and the intricacies in the details, you know I was in heaven.  Well done Michael Dennison.  I mean…have you ever walked by Wall Street and see those boys ahem men. Men walking down Wall Street in their suits is the equivalent of a woman looking fly walking down Madison Avenue. FACT.

Overall it was a pretty rich movie.  Lots of drama filled this movie, financial, father-daughter, political and romance, and although there was no need to some of it, it was pretty entertaining.  Visually it was stunning, the work of Oscar-nominated cinematographer Rodrigo Prieto and the soundtrack by David Byre and Brian Eno added a nice touch to it.  Somebody asked me if they should go see “The Town” or “Wall Street”….”The Town” for sure.  I know lots of people might get dragged down by the financial business theme of “Wall Street” but it was still damn good.

The guy I went to go see it with has been in the trading/banking business for the last 10 years so his excitement for the film surpassed mine.  Luckily he was able to explain to me certain things about the film that I wouldn’t have had any idea about.  Like the way that the firms in the movie mirrored specific companies and how the background to the bank buyouts resembled those as well.  Now it’s not that I’m an idiot and couldn’t have figured these things out on my own but my extensive experience that I’ve had with banks was how to get out of an overdraft charge taken off but it doesn’t take a genius to know that the what the bankers did pre-bailout was pull the biggest heist in our time AND they got billions after.  WTF.  Modern criminals at their best.  *Sidenote* It’s a lovely thing to have a guy explain something to you that your knowledge is limited on.  Especially if it’s something that they are passionate about, they want to rein you into what they know and there is a certain excitement for them about it.  It’s kinda sexy.

I won’t bore you with the details of our dinner at Tao after (I’m still dreaming of the Fortune Cookie dessert we had).  We have a convo about what greed really is.  Is greed really good/bad?  Greed can be that thing that keeps you working hard on a passion, it can be that drive that keeps you pushing to finish, it cuts through the bullshit that may try to stifle you and keeps pressing on.  Certain forms of greed aren’t that bad and few of us are/seem capable or curing this “addiction” but the true evil is unbounded greed…that is the succubus.   

Sep 20

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