August 2009
19 posts
I myself am made entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions
– Augusten Burroughs
Man this gangbang is awkard....(hilarious read... →
I wouldn’t even know what to do with her if she came home with me. That’s...
– Boner Party guys on hooking up with foreign girls
Easyyyyyy now! Just because that's the name of... →
Women should be obscene and not heard
– Groucho Marx
Oldie but goodie...ESPN: a requiem in five parts
This piece is ages old but most of it still stands up. While ESPN seems like it will always be the stand alone network for sports (thanks to SportsCenter), in the land of TV, someone younger and sexier can come along (much like real life) and make ESPN the old maid. Much like sports, TV networks have salary caps (budgets) but once that’s lifted big moves will be made. 2010 is that year for...
Breaking Thirty...
I am officially “over 30”. I really thought I would have more of an issue with this but I can’t even think of a more at peace place than now. The last year, I’ve had quite the tribulations in my life, health and otherwise but I’m proud of the girl, ok fine woman, I’ve become for it has really allowed me to place everything in perspective. In the last week I had come up with a list of over 200...